Friends that live in Calgary and have a cold and can talk to you when you call late on a Saturday night.

Friends who can laugh at theirselves and talk open and honestly— about getting dumped and loving the wrong people— with no shame.

Friends who send you e-mails with the subject “HIS SCHLONG” with a hilarious video. 

Friends who call you, claiming they’re lost and can’t get home at 3 am.

Friends who can’t sleep and Facebook chat with you all night.

Friends that update you with possible Zombie sightings. 

Friends that agree to helping you unconditionally when you suggest something

dumb, like applying for The Bachelor. And, friends that tell you flat out no, “for your own mental well-being…no,” they won’t let you. 

ALL my friends that send me various kitty links I love so much. (I just love cats…)

Tough love friends, who can look you in the eye and tell you that you’re making a mistake. 

Roommates that sing with you in the kitchen, leave Vanity Fair magazines for you, eat your last banana, but give you their last apple. 

A momma that calls you daily and you can tell anything to, who is always on your side.

A dad that gives you guy advice that is actually half decent.

A sister that talks to you at all hours, answers the phone, and listens to anything.

Oh, and thank GOD for bad reality t.v. Mindless, horrible, bad t.v that I love so, so

much. 

#catapocolypse2012

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