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Why I’m excited to go home for Christmas

  1. Snuggles with my stinky dog, Bailey resulting with getting dog hair all over myself and the floor which stresses out my dad and makes my sister laugh.
  2. Attempting to pet my cat, Miss. Kitty, as she runs away like I have lice or something. Then, getting mom to check if I have lice (I never do, #winning).
  3. Watching hockey with my dad and listening to his commentary. This will make me a good wife one day. 
  4. Telling my fam “Oh, I can’t eat that, I’m vegetarian,” and feeling super cool when really, they don’t give a shit ‘cause they knew already.
  5. Texting my friends, “I’m here!” and feeling super popular.
  6. Texting my friends from Toronto, telling them I miss them even though it’s only been a couple of days. Feeling super popular.
  7. Not getting off the couch. I don’t have a t.v, so commercials fascinate me. Plus side, mom can afford chips AND dip, so I eat the whole bag. Dad brings me pop. I promise myself to go for a jog when I get back and that I will never drink Pepsi again after this one glass…
  8. Avoiding that chick from highschool at the mall as I shop with my mom so I don’t awkwardly have to pretend I wanted to say hi. Texting on phone usually helps this. I’m really bad at fake nice.
  9. Not having the internet. Feeling cool when telling parents about things that exist on interwebz and Youtubes. 
  10. Wrecking havic with my sister by telling dad he looks like a turtle (this has been ongoing for years), making the dog go in circles for our entertainment, forcing our cat Romeo to hang out with us, fighting over food in fridge, making mom laugh.
  11. And by #10 I really mean forcing her to hang out with me, and then wrecking havic.
  12. Meeting this boy Meg is fond of. Pretending to be stern and judgmental to intimidate him. Perhaps he will think I could beat him up… doubtful.
  13. Shopping with mom. She’s da best. 
  14. Movie dates with dad which are awesome since I’m poor and if I go to a movie I have to sneak in gross food from home (rice chips? ew) but when I go with the ‘rents I get to eat popcorn and shiz. So luxury.
  15. Eating everything in the fridge. I mean everything. Choco milk, cheese that’s pre-shredded (tastes so much better for some reason…), tapioca pudding, leftovers that are actually pretty gross since I didn’t heat it up, ice cream, bagels, etc. Usually, I do all of this before breakfast as if I won’t get fed for the rest of the month. I do this so when I come back to T.O I have enough body fat to live off of once I get too lazy/poor to buy groceri. 
  16. Being scared of the microwave since I haven’t used one in forever.
  17. Having so much clean laundry, that smells clean and doesn’t cost a week’s salary to wash.
  18. Helping my dad do various outdoor chores outside as he wears a t-shirt with my university logo on it and boxers with yellow work gloves and my moms uggs. Mom laughing at me being a slave. Me hating Megan for not slaving/thinking of clever ways to get her to do it and not me.
  19. Presents. Obvi. 
  20. LOVE. SO MUCH LOVE. 

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